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Nosey Rosey
04:51
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Nosey Rosey
It's never a simple hello and goodbye
Nosey Rosey just has to pry
she won't leave until she's satisfied
she's got something on you
don't get close to Nosey Rosey
don't get close to Rose
don't get close to Nosey Rosey
keep your mouth shut then go
she looks at you from your feet up to your head
she's like a cat snifing some ham in bread
she won't leave until she's been fed
had every morsel of you
don't get close to Nosey Rosey
don't get close to Rose
don't get close to Nosey Rosey
keep your mouth shut then go
Nosey Rosey, always meddling
Nosey Rosey, always poking
Nosey Rosey, she's a doctor by proxy
Nosey Rosey, she's a cunning little foxy
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Mr. Wonderful
04:09
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Mr. Wonderful
I don't need to improve myself
I've got the looks and I've got the wealth
When girls see me they just melt
I will never be left on the shelf
I'm wonderful and rich (he's wonderful and rich)
intellectual and fit (intellectual and fit)
Some guys get jealous but what can be done
I can't help it if i'm number one
they just have to get over it
and accept that i am the shit
I'm wonderful and rich (he's wonderful and rich)
intellectual and fit (intellectual and fit)
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She can't stop talking
03:56
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she can't stop talking, she won't stop
blabbing in the streets, droning on at the bus stop
your toes are curling, your eyes are glazed
all you're thinking is how to get away
she can't stop talking - blah blah blah
she can't stop talking - nah nah nah nah
she can't stop talking - blah blah blah
she can't stop talking - nah nah nah nah
she won't stop
she caught Mrs Bates on the number eight
and Mrs Bates has the patience of a saint
but two hours of earache is too much to take
and she ended up screaming: "Get out of my face!"
she can't stop talking - blah blah blah
she can't stop talking - nah nah nah nah
she can't stop talking - blah blah blah
she can't stop talking - nah nah nah nah
she won't stop
she goes on and on and on and on and on and on...
chitter chatter blah blah blah
when he sees her coming his chest gets tight
he's hoping she hasn't caught his sight
because he knows it's hard not to be polite
I mean,after all she is his wife
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Sleaze Bag
02:56
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Here he comes, Sleaze Bag
Always on the make
Always on the cadge
First thing he asks for is a fag
Then pulls out his pocket a dirty mag
He elbows you in the ribs and says: 'Look at the tits on that!'
He zigs and he zags
Plays with his flies
Braggin' and blaggin'
Taking his time
His words slur and drag
Covered in slime
He's got the tact of a chugger
And the charm of a mime
He's a Sleaze Bag (Sleaze Bag, Sleaze Rag)
A big bag of sleaze (Sleaze Bag, Sleaze Rag)
Your body stiffens
Your skin crawls
Your smile's awkward
Your throat's appalled
You scratch behind your ear
And rub your nose
Clench your fingers
And scrunch your toes
He's a Sleaze Bag (Sleaze Bag, Sleaze Rag)
A big bag of sleaze (Sleaze Bag, Sleaze Rag)
Greasy, creepy, snake eyed Sleaze bag
Weasely, slippery, big bag of sleaze
Greasy, creepy, snake eyed Sleaze bag
Sweaty, pervy, big bag of sleaze
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5. |
Music Snob
03:35
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I'm a music snob and it's my job to educate you
I'm a music snob and it's my job to irritate you
I'm a music snob and it's my job to improve you
i'm a music snob and it's my job to make you (feel pretty worthless when it comes to taste)
well, 66 and 67 was simply music heaven
and 68 and 69, they were just as fine
Rock and pop officially stopped in 1972
there has been nothing since ( maybe a song or two)
I'm a music snob and it's my job to educate you
I'm a music snob and it's my job to irritate you
today's just computer beats and rock 'n' roll wannabes
it's all just noise to me, no feeling and no melody
i know names you've never heard of
have you heard of ........... he played with ............ on the album ...........
(an underrated lost masterpiece from 1968)
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Billy, don't appologise
Billy, it's your life
why do you hide?
Billy, come outside
Billy, don't be scared
Billy, put your fears away
Billy, come out to play
why do you care?
Billy, breathe the air
Billy, let me know you're there.
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Don't cross Jenny
03:48
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Jenny says she's fine
she's put it to bed
but the look in her eyes
says something else instead
everyone who knows her
knows she never forgets
and it's a matter of time
before she fucks with your head
O, Jenny - doesn't let things go
and Jenny - she will let you know
you're done, with a smile
you know, Jenny is a darling
Jenny is a gem
but if you cross her
she's a devil from hell
so, keep things easy
keep things sweet
hold your tongue
think before you speak
O, Jenny - doesn't let things go
and Jenny - she will let you know
you're done, with a smile
don't ever cross Jenny
she fucks with your head
no, don't ever cross Jenny
you wish you were dead
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Hey Honey! I've heard it's been hard
but see this as a brand new start
i'm here to find the real you
and the real you is a STAR
Now, these shoes are really you
and this gorgeous handbag too
O Wow! you look so great in blue
I'm so happy for you
I'm gonna make you feel good
after all, you deserve it
i'm gonna make you feel good
remember, you're worth it
express and love yourself in 5 easy steps
step 1: when you go into the bathroom, look at yourself in the mirror and say these words:
'I'm beautiful, unique, a goddess.'
Step 2: Breathe
Step 3: love yourself
step 4: be happy
step 5: express and love yourself in 5 easy steps
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Pretentious Pete
03:05
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it's horrendous how pretentious Peter Pilchard is
I've met many pseudo-intellectuals, but no one quite like this
he wanted to change his name to Mallarmé Arthur Bauderlaire
but his parents would not let him, so he settled on Petér
Pretentious pete - you should hear him speak
pretentious pete - thinks he's a beatnik
he wears a black beret and small round glasses even though his sight is fine
always got a book in his hand with a very, very, very creased bind
it's usually philosophy or poetry by an author with a foreign name
he keeps a notebook in his pocket in case an idea pops in his brain
Pretentious pete - you should hear him speak
pretentious pete - thinks he's a beatnik
He throws in bits of french and latin in the letters that he sends
he would like to use a quill and ink, but makes do with a fountain pen
he likes to stay up all night long watching foreign films on tv
spends the weekends in cheap cafés, smoking thin cigars and drinking black coffee
Pretentious pete - you should hear him speak
pretentious pete - thinks he's a beatnik
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he's always excitable, he can't sit still
i think the silence makes him ill
he'll talk about anything to fill the void
i swear the other day he was talking about floors
what's up with our friend jack
he never used to be like that
what's up with our friend jack
no one knows where he's at
he fidgets and scratches
he's always on edge
sometimes i wonder
if he knows we're there
he hasn't a moment
to pause for breath
he seems to be expressing
every thing in his head
what's up with our friend jack
he never used to be like that
what's up with our friend jack
no one knows where he's at
Relax jack
relax jack
relax jack
relax jack
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I can't say no
04:13
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i'm always volunteering helping people out
they say i'm a saint, but really i'm a clown
i'm no mother teresa with a heart of gold
the simple fact is i can't say no
she can't say no (I can't say no)
she can't say no )I can't say no)
been so long i had a weekend on my own
find it impossible to leave the phone alone
never think of consequence
when i keep saying yes
tiredness and guilt
anxiety and stress
she can't say no (I can't say no)
she can't say no )I can't say no)
my mouth says yes when my head says no
i end up going when i don't want to go
my mouth says yes when my head says no
o, i keep saying yes when i really mean no
i can't relax
i hardly sleep
and when i do
i have lucid dreams
it's non stop
it over flows
how i cope
i really don't know
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They'll give you the bird
It's there world
They don't care
You think it's absurd
They have the power
They are the curse
They'll have you killed
If they can't be heard
Stupid, ignorant, soulless men
Ugly faces on News at Ten
Dangerous, cruel, slimy shits
Gonna blow us all to bits
They use religion
They use faith
Somehow turn
love into hate
If you don't comply
You're a waste of space
A nothing, a zero
In the human race
Stupid, ignorant, soulless men
Ugly faces on News at Ten
Dangerous, cruel, slimy shits
Gonna blow us all to bits
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13. |
I go with Osho
04:37
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he's the anti-hero - osho
he's the positive zero - osho
he's the rebel with a cause - osho
he's an indian of course - osho
o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, osho
o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, osho
he's the river that flows - osho
he's the eyes that glow - osho
some try to find flaws - osho
and they're all such bores - osho
o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, osho
o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, osho
he uses no tricks and he ain't no mystic
he's rooted in love, compassion and logic
pulls no punches, gets right down to it
straight to the point. cuts through the bullshit
he's the anti-hero - osho
he's the positive zero - osho
he's the rebel with a cause - osho
he's an indian of course - osho
o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, osho
o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, osho
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14. |
Jungle Song
03:41
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i want to live in the jungle
eat and play with the animals
have a monkey for a friend
ride a great big elephant
i will lay down with a tiger
and he will be my lover
we will gaze up at the stars
and the eyes of one another
in the jungle . climb up the trees
in the jungle - wear a dress made of leaves
in the jungle - eat nuts and berries
in the jungle - play hide and seek
i will bathe in emerald lakes
play my flute for the snakes
fly with birds of paradise
and swim with crocodiles
in the jungle . climb up the trees
in the jungle - wear a dress made of leaves
in the jungle - eat nuts and berries
in the jungle - play hide and seek
climb up the trees
wear a dress made out of leaves
climb up the trees
wear a dress made out of leaves
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15. |
Outro
00:23
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The Idiot Society Portugal
Origin: Portugal/U.K.
Bill Rivers and Dawn
Mendonça
Genres:Eclectic, Experimental Pop/Jazz/Electronic
2010 - Present
Label: Independent/ MiMi Records
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